Narrator-One day there was some girl, she moved from a place somewhere, I don’t know but it doesn’t matter. Anyways,

The father- Caroline you really need to stop spazing because we’re moving and you can’t do nothing about it!! Muahhahahahahahaha!

The Mother-Can we stop here I need to give myself to all of the men I can find without you guys knowing.

The father-Okay, I’ll pull over here and let you secretly give yourself to all of those men over there without me knowing.

Caroline-You people are pathetic.

Jake (who is her brother and you didn’t notice him until now)- Mom, can I do drugs?

The Mother-Absolutely not, at least not until your father stops Jerking to gay porn!

The father-That’s so true, but I’m going to say it’s not so no one reading this pointless script will know...

Caroline- You people are complete asses!

Jake-I know.

Readers- WTF!

Narrator-How the fuck did the readers get in the script?

Courtnee25  (The writer)- I let them because your an ass face! Muahahahahahaha!

Readers- Where the hell did Courtnee go?

Caroline-Where did she come from?

Jake-Your Mama!

The father- No, Your mama.

Readers- Its funny there’s no point to this.

The father- We’re heeerre!!

The mother- Yaayy!! Thus is so fucking gay

Caroline-I hate my life, I am completely depressed, kill me!

The father- Absolutely not! Gladly!

Readers-lol wtf?

Narrator-Two days later and its school.-HEYY WHO SPAT THAT MOFO SPIT BALL AT ME!?

Courtnee25(writer)-Ummmm.......ME!!! Muahahahahaha!!

Readers-wft Courtnee?

Narrator-Anyways its two days later! And Now they are out of the car, they started to unpack, but I guess now they’re at school!

Caroline-This shit fucking sucks!

Person-Hi!

Caroline-I hate you!

Some random chick who secretly wets the bed and watches barney-Hi wanna be friends?

Caroline-Frig you!

Readers-????

Josh (a boy who is random)-I love you wanna go out?

Caroline-Only If you fuck off right now!

Josh- Okay!

Caroline- NOW!

Josh-Now?

Caroline-Yes! NOW! I so dig the guy over there!

The guy over there who’s name happens to be Erek- Hey what’s up?

Caroline-Your pretty.

Erek-Thanks? Narrator-To-Be-Continued!

Will Caroline find e guy who isn’t obsessed? Will I stop rudely interrupting this very horribly written novel? Will Jake actually show up in anymore? Find out in chapter two!