The Adventures Of Messed Up Teenagers...

Narrator-Hello, hello, hello I am the devious and SEXY narrator, named...NARRATOR! And welcome to “The adventures of messed up teenagers!” Today, we will be introducing you to the WEIRDEST and MESSED up teens we could find.  First, we have Courtnee, who happens to be the author of this pathetic novel. She spends half of her life writing novels and poetry, and loves acting, singing, and being a WEIRD ASS! Also she has anger management issues.

Courtnee-I HEARD THAT! >:( You asshole, mofo! Oh! That red light means we’re on air? Sorry, fellow Canadians, and other people in the world! My name is Courtnee, and I happen to be the author, I am amazing at writing, and singing, and acting,-

Narrator-Yea, acting like a nerd!

Courtnee-Thats it...

Narrator-OH, DAMN!

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Narrator-Next, we have Caroline, she was in Courtnee’s other random novel, “A random Novel (Super Comedy) And Is a depressed emo freak who currently has three boyfriends, she enjoys, beating up little kindergarteners, long walks on the beach, and crying until her eyes swell up like balloons.

Caroline-Wtf! You mofo, you call yourself SEXY, well you will not after I give you a black eye beside the one Courtnee gave you, RIGHT COURTNEE?

(She looks up from writing “Questions Left UN Answered”)

Courtnee-Alright, who just disturbed me?

Caroline-Mommy...

Narrator-Anyways, now we have the delightful  Chris, he is a sexy teen who enjoys basketball, Soccer, Hockey, Football, and Baseball. (Of course, he secretly wets the bed)

Chris-Hi!

Courtnee/Caroline-HEY Chris, what’s up?

Chris-I will not date either of you!

Courtnee/Caroline-We will be back!

Narrator-Next we have the Low self esteem girl, who is not only bulimic, but anorexic, and she cuts herself, KRISTEN come on down!

Kristen-I Do NOT cut myself!

*Slice* *Slice*

Kristen-Now can somebody get me toilet paper or something?

Viewers-(Gasp)

Narrator-OKAY THEN! Next, we have Bob, the overweight, fat guy who enjoys eating until he pops into a balloon. YAY BALLOONS, pop, pop.

Bob-Stoppit, your making me giggle, he he.

Courtnee-O my gosh, Why am I working with these people.

Narrator-Because you HAVE TO!

Courtnee-WELL I FUCKING JUST CAME FROM ANGER MANAGEMENT AND I AM TRYING TO WRITE A BEST SELLER, SO SHUT UP MOFO’S!!

Kristen-Courtnee drop the chair...Violence is not the answer.

Courtnee-YES IT IS! You will never take me alive!

(Throws chair through window)

Veiwers-EEEP!

Narrator-Well we still have one more contestant to interview, it is the bad guy Damien, he has been to juvy thirty times for attempted murder, and drugs.

Damien-Whatever.

Narrator-Well aren’t you going to respond by describing yourself in YOUR eyes?

Damien-Whatever.

Narrator-    -_-

Bob-I LOVE FOOD!

Caroline-And I would love for you to stfu you ass face mofo!

Courtnee-HEY, MOFO IS MY LINE!

Caroline-YOU AN ASS!

Courtnee-No your an ass!

Caroline-Nope.

Courtnee-Yep.

Caroline-Nope.

Courtnee- Ahhhh! You $#$$ #@! ^$%^% B&%^%&*$%!!!!!!!!!!

Kristen- :’( I am so fat!

Chris-What are you talking about your a twig!

Kristen-No I am not! (Pukes in bucket)

Courtnee-(Starts tearing up the studio.

Chris-(Pees his pants) OH DAMN!

Bob-Pancakes, pancakes, pancakes,pancakes!

(Everyone starts arguing at once)

Narrator-Well sorry folks that we could not start the show yet, but we will next time on! The adventures of messed up teenagers!

(The boogeyman song starts playing.)