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Ode to Barney!

Poem By: AvvieJellyBean551213
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Tags: barney, dead, poison

Barney must DIE! View table of contents...

 

Submitted: Aug 26, 2008    Reads: 31    Comments: 3    Likes: 1   


We watched your purple face for years,

Our eyes were clad in frightened tears

Now it's time to get you back!

We will start a murder-Barney ATTACK!

We've got a plan that will put you in pain,

That will teach you to never sing again!

We'll cut you, we'll poison you, we'll skin you alive,

We'll plunge you into a pool of acid-enjoy your dive!

We know you're an idiotic dinosaur,

You are not fun, you are a BORE!

We HATE YOU! We HATE YOU!

And we HATE YOU some more!

So bad luck,bad luck,

Your going to die!

We say go away Barney!

GOOD-BYE!  BARNEY GOOD-BYE!

By MexicanPeanut and AvvieJellyBean


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Comments:

RazzleColaYing
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OoOOoo! lets go destroy barney! have you still got the dissected one? (this is Ying btw, im at school and the log in page is blocked) heheh! ffantastic work! *excited look sparkling in eyes*
i-i-i-i *stutters excitedly* h-hate b-b-b--- no. PURPLE DINO MUST DIE

Posted: Aug 26, 2008

Author Comment:


Thank you!
My mum said it was too violent. Maybe G rating wasn't great.....
Never mind!
Destroy Barney! Not the guy under the suit, just the costume and toys. Personally I feel sorry for the guy that plays Barney. Really sorry.
So thanks for the comment and have a hatter day!

Hehehe so funny
i remeber the puppet barney thing u and eliza made at school where u put the finger in the legs and arms
very creative
well done
~loliee11

Posted: Sep 9, 2008

Author Comment:

Thanks! I will check out your stuff too. I bet it;s great!

very nice.. i hate barney too
we should make a mob!

Posted: Sep 22, 2008

Author Comment:

Awesome and thanks for da comment. Have you put anything on your booksie yet?



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